A Republican running for an Arizona college district’s governing board suspended his campaign Tuesday, two weeks after he was arrested for masturbating outside a preschool at one of the colleges he was hoping to represent.
Officers discovered Randy Kaufman on October 4th parked outside the child center at Rio Salado College with his pants down to his mid-thighs and masturbating himself.
Kaufman was in full view of the campus’s Wirtzie’s Preschool and Child Care Center, where several preschool-aged children were playing outside.
“Seriously?” the officer said upon finding Kaufman playing with himself.
“I’m sorry,” Kaufman said in response to the officer. “I f–cked up. I’m really stressed.”
Kaufman said he was out buying rebar nearby, but was so stressed out that he pulled into the lot to relieve himself without realizing what the lot was for.
Kaufman immediately quit his campaign on Tuesday to be on the Maricopa County Community College Governing Board after media reports detailing the arrest were circulated.
The panel oversees ten colleges, including the one Kaufman was caught fondling himself in.
Kaufman admitted to officers, “I was watching interracial porn while I masturbated in my truck. I wasn’t aware that I was that close to the preschool.”
Kaufman was found parked three parking spaces away from the school.
After telling officers he “f–ked up” over and over again, Kaufman tried to weasel his way out of the arrest by detailing his relationship with another campus police officer.
“Can I say something off the record?” Kaufman asked. “I know officer Jim Hill; he works with you guys and I’m running for the Governing Board for the colleges. I didn’t even know this was one of your sites but now I see the signs all over the parking lot.”
Despite his shifty testimony and pleas, the officer just noted the comments down in his report and notified his direct supervisor of what Kaufman had told him.
Kaufman was charged with public sexual indecency but could face a felony charge because of his proximity to the childcare center.
Despite his campaign suspension, Kaufman’s name will still appear on the ballot.
In a statement about his suspended campaign, Kaufman didn’t address the arrest but said he will never stop fighting to protect the United States Constitution and the values that make America the greatest country in the world.
Another trump voting child molester!! What a surprise!!
Couldn’t you think of anything intelligent to say, Ryan?? If not, shut up.
Looks like a rhino or a democrat in disguise running for GOP to me
your a DA
Really Trump had nothing to do with this pedophile, I suppose it would be ok if he were a democrat?
It’s a story because it’s not GOP principles. Dems have drag queen shows for children & porn in schools.
You need to be corrected on your comment because that idiot looks like a biden supporter because he is wearing those black frame glasses known as COME FUCK HIM GLASSES. Biden will be known for $5 a gallon gas and 9% inflation. Vote democrat and stay poor.
My comment is for RYAN
Biden shut down the oil pipeline from canada, fuel prices shot up which caused inflation to go up to 9%. Democrat voters never learn anything, they keep voting for the same party that keeps screwing them. Now biden has let thousands of fence jumping illegals into the United States , gave them free food, free housing , free medical and wants to give them Social Security benefits when Americans have worked their entire life to earn it. Democrats need a brain exam. Vote democrat and stay poor.
Exactly – Thank you JJ. You’re on it 100%.
Paula. Years ago a guy at work called me a visionary. When the planes hit the world trade center in 2001 and the price of gas shot up, i called Exxon Mobil in texas and told them that they will be sorry for raising the price of oil and alternate ways to power vehicles will evolve. Elon Musk is building electric cars, electric trucks and electric semis are being built. People have solar panels on their houses. Electric Air planes are being built. Hydrogen powered vehicles are next to be built. There are no aliens or alien aircraft at area 51, just secret experimental aircraft. Our government killed president John F Kennedy nov 1963 and blamed Oswald, the Zapruder video proves it but people only believe that the second shooter was behind the grassy knoll fence. Secret service Agent George Hickey assassinated JFK .
Biden blames Russia for gas prices and inflation and the idiot Democrats believe that. Shutting down the pipeline was the first huge mistake he made just after being elected. Stopping the wall being built was another huge mistake but he’s making all these promises to people to get vote for him. It’s as plain as the nose on their faces but they still don’t see how far and how fast this country has declined. It will only get worse if this continues and that’s what they want…for us working stiffs to be poor so they can control everyone. Can you say Socialism
Yes, its all about government control,
socialism . Biden i also trying to do away with paper money and go with some sort of electronic payment to track what everyone buys. Before long , money a persons makes on a yard sale will be counted as income.
You are an ass.
I am a concrete carpenter, around rebar every day for the last 40 years. Rebar has never made me horny honey. Obviously a pervert that needs beat with a 4’ long #5 bar.
the man is a sicko and a menace to the public.
Ryan. Since you are stupid enough to vote for a pedophile president that has stock in foreign oil and gas went over $5 a gallon and caused inflation to go to 9 %, you need to be bitchslapped.
Handjob city when anxious or horney eh mate?
Oh, a Republican doing something illicit and immoral? Shouldn’t have quit the race. This would have given him more votes. Easy win.
Dadgumit, bet he was about ready to bust his nuts. Damn, now he’s got blue ball!