Apparently, ‘orgasmic births’ make the birthing process feel ‘Oh so ever good’!
A pregnancy coach who teaches women to climax during labor says an orgasm can be ten times stronger than morphine.
Pregnant mothers are clamoring to get an appointment for the coach’s kinky birthing classes.
Jannine Markou, 49, hit headlines last week after one of her clients claimed she experienced orgasmic bliss while giving birth to her second child without any pain medication.
Markou, who is from Toronto, worked as a yoga instructor for years before changing her career and becoming a birthing coach. The decision came after Markou experienced a very traumatic birthing experience of her own a decade ago.
She claims her orgasm-inducing practice combines yoga movements with specialized “toning and breathing” exercises.
“I teach orgasmic birth which, for me, means birthing in joy and in trust,” she said. “I was at a home birth recently and I held my client close, and she was able to achieve that state of euphoria. It was amazing to see.”
“I teach women to get out of their comfort zone and release their inhibitions and for them to know what they need in that moment,” the guru further declared.
Markou explains that she has an individually tailored process for each client, but it always revolves around the expectant mother trying to capitalize on her “birthing hormones.”
“If you allow birthing hormones to work for you then you can come into a state of bliss or labor land,” the coach claimed. “The pain is then not so intense because the endorphins are flowing and there is no fear. It’s said they, the birthing hormones, are 10 times stronger than morphine if you can get them working for you.”
“I often find taking them out of the comfort zone and helping with toning, such as making deep ‘o’ sounds, can really help,” she further stated. “This relaxes the jaw, pelvis and cervix.”
Meanwhile, Markou also encourages her clients to dance and move about as they prepare to give birth.
“Child’s pose, squatting, kneeling and rocking back and forth are all great positions for labor,” she said, explaining how her yoga teaching comes into play during the process. “I had a client laboring on hands on knees and she didn’t want to move. In the end, the baby came out that way!”
However, Markou, who also has a popular TikTok account, admits that childbirth is different for every woman and that not all of her clients have experienced an orgasm during labor.
“Not everyone is able to achieve it but if you can it can be really beneficial,” she declared. “My goal is to make sure women are happy with their birth experience in postpartum, no matter the journey. I want them to have no guilt and no shame over it.”
Benson is an idiot, who clearly has a form of dementia. You can see it in his eyes and he has great difficulty stringing two sentences together. He has the “Alzheimer’s shuffle” as well.
Camellia has what is called a nervous laugh, well she should be nervous because she’s doing a shitting job, whatever her job is supposed to be.
All they intended to do by taking office was to destroy all the good that Trump did. He immediately stopped the Keystone pipeline and then funded Russia to build their own. Just exactly WHO is putting money in his pocket. WHY was it demanded of him to take the standard dementia test like President Trump…because he would fail!!
LETS GO BRANDON-straight to Federal prison where he belongs.
Benson NOT Benson